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December 30, 2004
Today sucks kinda
Bad: I walked home from work yesterday, because I rode with Amber to work, and didn't want to wait. Only took 1/2 hour in the rain - but now my wussy feet have blisters.
Worse: My right hand, #1 employee Abigail gave her notice. Moving to Ohio cause her fiancee Erik got a sweet job. Damn. My life just got WAY busier and stressful, not to mention losing a close friend.
Good: Since Grandma taught me to always find something good, I can't complain. My life is wonderful, and strangely enough, the speed bumps along the way just remind me of that. It's like at Christmas when people ask you what you need. Need?? I can't remember the last time I was in real need - if ever. It's just ridiculous. I can't believe how lucky (or blessed, depending on your belief system) we all are.
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The irony of a Santa from India just kills me.
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A watery 5?
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I'm a FIVE
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You love learning and ideas... and know things no one else does. Bored by small talk, you refuse to participate in boring conversations. You are open minded. A visionary. You understand the world and may change it. |
Posted by Vanselus at 07:48 AM | Comments (2)
December 06, 2004
Fuck the Fucking Seahawks (and those fucking refs too)
***CAUTION - SENSITIVE MATERIAL AHEAD. READERS UNDER 21 GO TO FUCKING DISNEY.COM****
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Well after working for 11 hours straight without a break, I just wasted a couple fucking hours watching the biggest bunch of fucking losers on fucking planet earth roll around in the grass like fucking faggots with other big sweaty motherfucking idiots. The combined IQ on the field at any time was AT MOST, 3. And if you count the refs it's a -37, because those bunch of fucking idiots are unparalleled in their ignorance, poor eyesight, and plain 'ol motherfucking horseshit. Oh yeah, and they're ugly too. As if calling an OBVIOUS (to anyone with half a fucking brain) out-of-bounds a touchdown wasn't bad enough (courtesy of that pussy Keyshawn Johnson & that mamma's boy Vinnie Testacle-verde), the cocksucker-led Sea-fucking-Hawks blew a lead, came back, then blew another mother fucking lead. And here I thought they only blew their mothers. That's it. I almost started to be a fucking Seahawks fan again, which I hadn't been since I was about 8, a huge Zorn-Largent fan, and they lost to a pussy New England Patriots team in the first game I ever got to watch in the Kingdome. I was fucking pissed off then too! Like I said, that's it. Fuck the Seahawks, fuck that fat fucking wannabe Mike Holmgren, fuck every ref on the planet, and fuck whoever came up with that stupid onside kick thing. That's just another fucking waste of time, no-talent, pussy way to play the game. Like deciding a fucking soccer game with penalty kicks - whoever came up with THAT tidbit of fucking genius should play russian roulette with a fully-loaded magazine. Onside kicks... hmm... oh I know, let's let the kicking team kick the ball, and if it goes 10 yards.... hey, I know! Let's give it back to them! That's a fucking great idea! Now i'm gonna go back home and fuck my sister like my daddy did before me and continue my gene pool of fucking excellence! I'm convinced that whatever fucking governing body that controls football referees is manned by fucking inbred shit-eaters that couldn't find their way out of an exit ramp. Who thinks up this horseshit? Don't even get me started on the fucking chains, as if that's not the most fucking ridiculous concept in sports. Accuracy based on estimation - that's sheer genius. I don't necessarily blame the refs - no wait - I do. But I also blame the fucking cocksuckers that give the refs TOO MUCH power to decide games. There's mother fucking GPS in the GOD DAMN HOCKEY PUCKS YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT! HOCKEY SUCKS! IT'S THE ARMPIT OF SPORTS!! THEY FIGHT MORE THAN PLAY!! YET THEY HAVE GPS!!! WHY THE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MONKEYS DOES THE NFL NOT HAVE ANY MORE TECHNOLOGY IN THEIR FUCKING GAMES THAN THEY DID IN FUCKING 1920?????? I'll tell you why. Because those arrogant fat-titted cocksuckers in the front offices are way too concerned with paying their own salaries, the salaries of those fucking babies that call themselves football players, and trying to figure out how to land more accounts because advertising COCK APPARENTLY TASTES SO MOTHERFUCKING GOOD! Which brings me right back to my original fucking point. Fuck the Seahawks, fuck the refs, and while we're at it, fuck that pussy Tedford for signing a 5-year extension at Cal, and by all means, fuck the BCS, who are (if this is possible, i'll have to check with FUCKING STEVEN HAWKING to see if it distorts the fucking laws of physics) even BIGGER fucking pussywhipped losers than the NFL, the refs, and the Seahawks COMBINED. I'm tired of watching every fucking Seattle team choke in every instance in every sport. FUCKING TIRED OF IT! Hey, way to go Ken Griffey Jr! Way to go Shawn Kemp! Way to go Ichiro! Way to go Gary Payton! You're all fucking losers, but not only that, you fucked us over! So we're the losers that got fucked over by the losers! Hey I know, why don't we lick your balls some more? Here's my ass, why don't you rape me again? Hey that's fucking great, and on top of that, apparently we don't care! Everybody likes blame, it's a crowd-pleaser. You know who I blame? All you pussies that voted for Patty Murray, cause she's a whore of a bitch who apparently only cares about what the other hairy man-haters in her strap-on club think. That's the liberal way, lies, deceit & even illegal activity is ok, as long as it furthers your glorius "cause". (excluding the liberals that actually have brains and use them, but you're the exception) I hate this fucking blindly liberal area with the pussy-whipped men, the angry men-hating women that only hate men when it's convenient and self-serving, and the issue-dodging politics that apparently win over the mental midgets around here. Not only that, but now the whining Democrats won't concede even though they've lost twice in the WA governor's race. At least Kerry wasn't that much of a whiney bitch, although i'm sure those fucking cocksuckers at the DNC wanted him to be. Now they're WASTING over a MILLION dollars doing a hand recount. And these are the same people who complain that we're not doing enough to fight this or that issue and feed the poor people etc etc. Lord knows they won't put their fucking money where their dirty ass-kissing mouths are and use the money FOR something instead of just fucking complaining! Bomb Iraq? Naah, I'd rather bomb the DNC, it would do the world more good. Anyway, I'm getting off track. As if everything else isn't enough, then those waste-of-carbon cocksuckers at ESPN use the headline "Cowboys Stun Seattle." Stun? Mother fucking STUN? What the fuck? How is a 39-43 loss (which last time I checked was FOUR points) STUNNING? Oh my GOD, you scored FOUR MORE POINTS. HOLY JESUS MOTHER MARY FUCKING SHITHOLE!! FOUR COCKSUCKING POINTS??? NO FUCKING WAY!! THAT'S MOTHER FUCKING STUNNING! If I wrote the headline it would go more like this: "Pussy-hawks choke and lose... again, just like we expected." I'm actually quite surprised that ESPN didn't use that headline, because as we all know, they think that every Northwest team has about the athletic talent of the 3rd grade special-ed class at my elementary school. If you believe those ass-licking announcers & the rest of the fucking worthless media (another topic that shall remain unexplored tonight), it's a miracle any NW team EVER wins ANY game in ANY sport. And if we do? It's a combination of fluke, cheat, and luck. Sounds to me like the same odds their ass-fucking disease-ridden prostitute moms had of getting impregnated by their impotent leper dads before their dicks fell off. Fuck the media. To summarize, fuck the Seahawks. They've let me down for the last time. At least the Radiers can lose and not look like total ass-whipped pussies. Cept for Grant Wistrom, he's pretty cool. Exemption noted. Fuck the refs and the people who own their pussy asses. If mensa had an alter-ego, refs would be the charter members. People with Down Syndrome look at refs and feel a little bit of happiness because they know that yes, it could be worse. Seahawks, refs, media, and DNC - do us all a favor and read this self-help article, then follow it's advice.
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Nothing like a good rant. Do I feel better? Definitely. Fuck it, i'm going to bed.
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